Serena and Nate see Sage and Steven together at a sidewalk cafe and assume that they are getting cheated on. Nate immediately breaks up with Sage and Serena waits until she sees Steven next and after her big soiree is over.
TURNS OUT that Steven is just Sage’s father. WOOPSIES.
2 words: NELLY YUKI!!!! Remember her? I didn’t either, don’t worry. Nelly tries to apparently “screw over” Blair and her fashion line, but Blair ends up screwing HERSELF into the ground.
Chuck continues to dig around in Bart’s past while Georgina and Dan continue to find a publisher for Dan’s new book. Nate seems to be the highest bidder for that.