After 5 months in NYC, Zoe returns back to Blue Bell so she can get Brick to sign an employment verification of some kind so she can get a fancy NYC apartment with her new boyfriend. She ends up with some sweet, southern nostalgia after seeing Wade, breaking George out of his weird funk and helping out a couple Blue Bell patients along the way. Zoe, of course, ends up staying in Blue Bell along with her new boyfriend. It will be very interesting to see how everything turns out this season. I especially want to see the more pathetic ways they try to hide Jaime King’s baby bump haha.
Why? BECAUSE it’s the same old shit and everyone on the show has already gotten married, pregnant, slept together….there’s nothing more to look forward to! The only thing they haven’t done is Booth/Brennan wedding which would be a HELLA lame episode. But I would still be excited for it I think haha….
Why? BECAUSE what the ACTUAL FUCK is even going on in this show???? I think we all pretend to understand and follow along nodding our heads, but there are just SO many plot twists and key changes and the audience is friggin’ confused!
Up All Night
Why? BECAUSE it’s funny and it’s just a damn shame it doesn’t do well or follow a certain flow that other sitcoms accomplish. It’s just a disappointment when a show that has so much potential flushes its optimism.
Last Man Standing
Why? BECAUSE THIS GOD DAMN SITCOM HAS TURNED INTO A REPUBLICAN’S WET DREAM AND IT’S THE MOST IRRITATING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. Every single episode has some kind of political blow and as an individual who does not swing republican OR democratic, I can not even imagine how either party feels about this if I am annoyed! Cut out the crap. Also, WE NOTICED YOU CHANGED KRISTINS, ABC, WE AREN’T STUPID.
Why? BECAUSE IT”S A CLUSTER FUCK and has inappropriate and unnecessary sex scenes. I don’t usually care about stuff like that, but some of the sex scenes on the show literally have NO point and it’s weird and uncomfortable. I usually like the first couple episodes of the new season but then I get tired of it and want out.
Hart of Dixie
Why? BECAUSE it was written by a third grader who read Twilight and decided to put it in a southern setting. I do like this show, but sometimes I avoid watching it until the last minute because it makes me feel idiotic to watch it. It is an extreme guilty pleasure show.
Knowing this information, I will not be posting about these shows this week because they make my head hurt. K thanks 🙂
OH BOY, another Zoe being extremely jealous of Wade’s “conquests” episode. Zoe just shut up. I am glad she decided to make it “casually exclusive” with Wade in this episode because I was starting to get real annoyed of these episodes where she just wants to screw up everyone else’s love life because hers is screwed up.
Also, I don’t think Lavon should have forgiven Zoe for ruining his campaign. She needs to learn to shut up. Obviously, you can see this show frustrated me this week.
In this episode of Hart of Dixie, we find Zoe trying her “best” to stay away from jumping into bed with Wade….she’s doing a really bad job, but who can blame her right?
See, I used to be a gung ho member of Team Wade, but now I am not so sure. I think Zoe needs to relax…she’s jealous about BOTH of them getting back into the game of this episode, and that is bull shit to say the least. You can’t string both of these guys on, Zoe! This is going to be a Stelena/Delena mess all over again!
As for Lemon, I think she needs to move out of Blue Bell. That is going to be the only way she can establish herself, forget hear heartaches, and spend some time growing up and making her own way! Thoughts?
First of all, I am SHOCKED beyond belief that this show got a renewal over The Secret Circle….but I PROMISE I won’t dwell on that.
This episode picks right back up where we left off: Zoe stuck in TWO pickles (George and Wade).
George left Lemon for Zoe, but Zoe was screwing Wade right when he told her that. George finds out that Zoe was having sex with Wade during his wedding, but George knows that Zoe has feelings for him and waits for her to chose. Wade, who I actually think loves Zoe the most out of both of them, acts nonchalant over the whole debacle and basically tells Zoe if she wants to have more sex she knows where to find him….but Zoe apparently felt a pretty deep connection with Wade during their sexy encounter.
As for Lemon, she decides to woman up and get a job and be independent….the only problem is she hasn’t been independent a day in her life! She ends up in Zoe’s office with a panic attack later in the episode while the whole town thinks she is legitimately trying to kill her!
There’s also a new lady in town! One whom Lemon does not like, Zoe loves AND has a romantic history with Lavon! RUH ROH. Adding a bit more drama to the mix, are we?
Ultimately, Zoe choses NO ONE. Which, obviously, we could all see coming miles away….but that doesn’t mean she can’t make some more sheets dirty with Wade 🙂
I look forward to see where these season goes…and if the writers will actually shake it up a bit!