Although his acting was seriously sub par, we cannot deny that he was the most handsome male on Teen Wolf…..
I MEAN, RIGHT!?
WTF MTV?! He was the only actor on that show that it was appropriate for me to drool over?! How are you going to continue without The Kanima?!
Okay, seriously? I am so upset about this.
If you don’t believe me, here is just ONE of the articles proclaiming this terrible news.
How do YOU feel about this, loyal followers?
Will and Simon battle for the affections of a new girl on their class trip to a Civil War reenactment place.
Will has his bus nausea to battle and Simon has Carly to worry about. Simon ends up getting most of the girl’s attention, but Carly steals him away on the bus ride home while Will is vomiting an unhealthy amount in the bathroom (absolutely DISGUSTING).
Meanwhile, Neil makes friends with some of the reenacters and Jay falls in love with a 7th grader.
What will these boys do next?
Let me tell you why I thoroughly enjoyed this episode:
JAY WAS CALLED OUT ON JUST HOW MUCH HE LIES ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Did you see him attempt to make out with that girl???? Jesus.
And fingering the girl’s stomach fat? JESUS. I was appalled.
The funny thing about this episode is that all of them could have gotten laid…..ALL OF THEM….and they didn’t because they are all douches (except for Neil, because he’s my pretty pony).
I think it was interesting to see more of Jay’s parents. Obviously, his father is the reason for how he acts. It’s pretty gross how he treats him, but I don’t think it’s necessary to go into a parental analysis on a comedy show ;).
Anyway, if you people don’t start watching this show I am going to cry. It’s going to get canceled and it’s going to be YOUR fault!!!!
*just kidding, I love you.*
In this episode: Jay wants to uphold the family legacy of class clown, Simon prepares for a potential game changing sleepover with Carly (and BLOWS it), Will tries to get rid of Charlotte’s ex boyfriend and his bullying ways, and Neil is Neil.
I think a notable moment in this episode is when Will’s mother tells Will to come at her like he is going to rape her. HAHA. No mother should EVER say that to their child!!!!
GUYS. THIS SHOW NEEDS RATINGS SO WATCH IT. It’s fantastic!!!
AND THE WINNER IS *DRUM ROLL PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Good choice, Jenna!
Sorry for the lack of a better picture, apparently the entire internet does not yet have a picture of this episode.
OKAY BUT FOR REAL, GUYS! Let’s get down to business here.
This finale was AMAZING.
Jenna chose Matty (which is who I wanted her to chose if she had to). Jake and Tamara made out (adorable and DID NOT EVER SEE THAT COMING IN 1 MILLION YEARS!), Tamara definitely needed a more legitimate love interest than Ricky (WHO WAS HOOKING UP WITH CLARK, WHO IS JENNA’S ONLINE SECRET BLOG FRIEND!!!)
UGH SO MANY REVEALS I CAN’T HANDLE IT.
And after ALL this bull shit and Jenna being so happy…she’s having second thoughts! Dumb bitch!!!!
I bet Season 3 is going to start with their break up. Awesome.
Awkward returns sometime in 2013!
During the “Senior Slave Auction” at school, Will doesn’t want to make it obvious that he is bidding on Charlotte, so the boys decide to bid on an upperclassman male….who just happens to be black. Bidding on a black guy in a slave auction does NOT look good. The boys go out of their way to not be racist to him but end up being extremely racist.
Also, during a father/son golf trip to the country club with Simon’s dad, the boys get into more trouble. Jay gets his penis stuck in the Jacuzzi jet (see picture) while trying to achieve the “ultimate orgasm,” Will ends up playing Simon’s dad in golf when Simon makes him angry and Neil gets drunk off of 20 pina coladas.
The picture pretty much says it all. HAHA.
Jenna tries her hand at storytelling while trying to figure out who to pick between Matty and Jake.
I personally enjoyed her “Twilight” parody alternate universe. She makes a good derpy Bella. I always think that Jenna’s life is just like Twilight…she even has a Jake!
Of course, they left us hanging with who she picks until the finale next week.
Who do you think she chooses? I REALLY want there to be a third guy to fuck her up. What do you think??? Team Matty or Team Jake?