- Sue is practicing unsuccessfully for her driver’s test
- Axl discovers voting
- Brick eats a ton of Halloween candy and becomes normal for a day
- Frankie, who is now unemployed, gets volunteered for the Halloween fair, much to her dismay
Not the best Halloween episode out there, but then then again, this show is extremely overrated.
You can only imagine how this went.
Marty and Debbie try to explain to their extraterrestrial neighbors that they aren’t being attacked every October 31st, it is just Halloween.
They try to get the aliens into holiday spirit, but they don’t really get it. I particularly like Dick’s “Debbie” costume hahahahahaha.
The guys try to make Halloween special for their kids, but when the landlord, played by a much skinnier Marisa Jaret-Winokur, says the decorations are not within the fire code, the jig looks like it is up for them. But, luckily, she finds Chris attractive so he agrees to go on a date with her if Nick and Shelia give friendship a try.
Also, Gary and Marny try to buy the apartment next door when the tenant dies so they can expand and have more room for their kids so they try to chase away potential buyers with scary ghost stories with the help of Yoda and Clark.
It’s Halloween in Chatswin and everyone is breaking out their best costumes! I loved George without the beard even though he looks somewhat terrifying. Dallas was also a scarily accurate Barbie as well.
YAY FOR GEORGE AND DALLAS GOING ON A DATE FINALLY!!!! I think that’s adorable.
Tessa also has an encounter with the witch of Chatswin who turns out to be just Rachel Dratch as a feminist :)>.
In this episode, Juliette continues her pursuit of Deacon but Deacon continues to turn her down. I understand the temptation of sleeping with Juliette must be very hard to resist, but if he loves Rayna and continues to be so loyal to her even after all these years, why would he even consider writing/sleeping/touring with Juliette in the first place? This was the major question I had.
Rayna attends a talent show her daughters are in and it turns out they are actually very good!
Rayna also continues to weigh her options with touring with Deacon and is disappointed to learn that the venue is going to be a bit smaller.
Scarlett and Gunnar start recording their music, but Avery becomes jealous when it becomes clear that Gunnar is in love with Scarlett.
Love this show!
Bloody Face kills Leo while Teresa watches helplessly from behind a closed door :(! He also kills Wendy.
Briarcliff is greeted with a new patient who appears to be possessed by some sort of demon. The demon reveals a very shady past for Sister Jude who apparently drove drunk and killed a young girl. The boy eventually dies and the demon seems to manifest itself inside Sister Eunice.
Meanwhile, Lana plans her escape after she receives electroshock therapy for being gay. She invites Grace to escape with her, but Grace does not want to go without Kit, who Lana thinks is a murderer.
We also learn that Dr. Arden is a HUGE perv and may have the hots for Sister Eunice.
Some of the moments in this show really make my stomach turn it is so disturbing.
Oliver fights “Deadshot,” a Russian assassin hired to kill some businessmen who all want Unidec Industries
He teams up with Detective Lance save Walter and the other buyers and kill Deadshot.
Thea’s is having teenage angsty times where she doesn’t listen to anyone but her teenage self. When Oliver sees her out at a club and questions her presence there, she tells him that Laurel and Tommy have been sleeping together.
Laurel and Tommy wonder why Oliver was so accepting of their trysts, but Laurel figures its because he has no right to judge her.
In a flashback sequence , the Chinese man who shot Oliver was actually trying to help and save him from others on the island. Oliver tries to escape, but is pursued by an unknown gaggle of weirdly cloaked men.
OH MY DEAR GOD DO I LOVE THIS SHOW. I couldn’t be more happy that this show was renewed.
In this episode, June tries to convince James to do a Dawson’s Creek reunion episode (CAN YOU GUYS EVEN IMAGINE HOW FABULOUS THAT WOULD BE?!) when he gets a letter from the cast asking him to do the special, but finds out Chloe has been writing him the letters to boost his ego.
The slideshow June made was so funny I almost couldn’t handle it. Also James cornered Frankie Muniz in a grocery store and had a long, meaningful 90s has been talk with Mark Paul-Gosselaar. I WANT THIS SHOW TO BE ON FOREVER. I respect James Van Der Beek so much for making fun of how ridiculous his existence is :).
Jess goes out with CeCe and her model friends for CeCe’s birthday, even though she hates hanging out with the models because they have no fun.
Also, Schmidt gets insulted when he buys a cookie for Nick because Nick doesn’t “think about him” like Schmidt thinks about Nick.
Jess walking on that platform was the funniest thing I have seen in a long ass time.
While Ben’s weird sort of girlfriend randomly shows up, Kate expects Ben to be able to handle an emergency situation. Ben tries to prove to Kate that he can by setting up a fake emergency. The way he screams Maddie’s name when she actually goes missing was the best part. I love him.
Also Kate tries to get BJ not to sleep with their boss on the first date, which proves to be very difficult for BJ….I mean, her name is BJ, right?