What I’m watching tonight: 10/10

Once Upon A Time in Wonderland Series Premiere

8 pm

ABC

Excitement Rating: 10/10

The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 4: The Raiders Minimization

8 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 6/10

Parks and Recreation Season 6, Episode 3: Dopplegangers

8 pm

NBC

Excitement Rating: 8/10

The Vampire Diaries Season 5, Episode 2: True Lies

8 pm

The CW

Excitement Rating: 10/10

The Millers Season 1, Episode 2: Plot Twists

8:30 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 7/10

Welcome to the Family Season 1, Episode 2: Dan Finds Out

8:30 pm

NBC

Excitement Rating: 10/10

The Crazy Ones Season 1, Episode 3: Bad Dad

9 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 8/10

Sean Saves the World Season 1, Episode 2: Busted

9 pm

NBC

Excitement Rating: 7/10

Glee Season 5, Episode 3: The Quarterback *INSERT LOUD, WAILING SOBS HERE*

9 pm

Fox

Excitement Rating: 0/10

Let me explain, I am not excited to say goodbye to Finn.  SO SAD

Anger Management Season 2, Episode 38: Charlie and The Sex Addict

9:30 pm

FX

Excitement Rating: 7/10

Two and a Half Men Season 11, Episode 3: The Unblessed Biscuit

9:30 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 7/10

The Michael J Fox Show Season 1, Episode 4: Hobbies

9:30 pm

NBC

Excitement Rating: 3/10

Best and Worst of the night: 10/3

What was on?

The Big Bang Theory Season 7: The Scavenger Vortex

Parks and Recreation Season 6: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic

The Vampire Diaries Series Premiere: I Know What You Did Last Summer

The Millers Series Premiere: Pilot

Welcome to the Family Series Premiere: Pilot

The Crazy Ones Season 1, Episode 2: The Spectacular

Sean Saves the World Series Premiere: Pilot

Glee Season 5, Episode 2: Tina in the Sky with Diamonds

The Originals Series Premiere: Always and Forever

Anger Management Season 2, Episode 37: Charlie’s New Sex Study Partner

Two and a Half Men Season 11, Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

The Michael J Fox Show Season 1, Episode 3: Art

Best of the night:

I must say, I enjoyed The Originals pilot very much.  Elijah, you makin’ that suit look good, dude!

Mhmmm

Worst of the Night:

The Michael J Fox show still irritates me. I don’t understand why, it just does.

What I am watching tonight: 10/3

The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 3: The Scavenger Vortex

8 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 7/10

Parks and Recreation Season 6, Episode 3: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic

8 pm

NBC

Excitement Rating: 8/10

The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Premiere: I Know What You Did Last Summer

The CW

8 pm

Excitement Rating: 10/10

The Millers Series Premiere

8:30 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 6/10

I am stupid and reported this would be premiering last week…my bad!

Welcome to the Family Series Premiere

8:30 pm

NBC

Excitement Rating: 8/10

I loved this pilot!

The Crazy Ones Season 1, Episode 2: The Spectacular

9 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 8/10

Sean Saves the World Series Premiere

9 pm

NBC

Excitement Rating: 6.5/10

Glee Season 5, Episode 2: Tina in the Sky with Diamonds

9 pm

Fox

Excitement Rating: 9/10

The Originals Series Premiere

9 pm

The CW

Excitement Rating: 10/10

Anger Management Season 2, Episode 37: Charlie’s New Sex Study Partner

9:30 pm

FX

Excitement Rating: 7/10

Two and a Half Men Season 11, Episode 2: I think I banged Lucille Ball

9:30 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 7/10

The Michael J Fox Show Season 1, Episode 3: Art

9:30 pm

NBC

Excitement Rating: 4/10

Two and A Half Men Season 11 Premiere: Nangnangnangnang

In the season premiere, we meet Charlie’s long lost lesbian daughter, Jenny, who shows up at Walden’s house looking for information on her father.  The men decide where she should stay.  Can I just say I LOVE this change?  I think it’s for the better and it proves that you can honestly keep this show going on for YEARS if you just change some of the core cast members around but keep the oldies and goodies!

What I am watching tonight: 9/26

The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Premiere: The Hofstadter Insufficiency

8 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 6/10

I don’t LOVE this show as much as everyone else.  I think it’s good, but only good.  It is extremely overrated. Doesn’t mean I won’t watch it and enjoy it.

Parks and Recreation Season 6 Premiere: London

8 pm

NBC

Excitement Rating: 9/10

Amy Poehler is everything.

The Miller Series Premiere

8:30 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 6/10

I feel bad because this show will most likely get cancelled because Will Arnett is one of those people who just can’t catch a break when it comes to television shows.

The Crazy Ones Series Premiere

9 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 9/10

God forgive me if I am the only one looking forward to ANYTHING Robin Williams.

Glee Season 5 Season Premiere: Love, Love, Love

9 pm

Fox

Excitement Rating: 10/10

Cory Montieth-less Glee…let’s see how this is.  I am devastated for the cast.

Anger Management Season 2, Episode 36: Charlie and the Grad Student

9:30 pm

FX

Excitement Rating: 7/10

Let’s see how Charlie continues to spiral without Kate…..

Two and a Half Men Season 11 Premiere: Nangnangnangnang

9:30 pm

CBS

Excitement Rating: 7/10

I always enjoy this show, but I am never truly looking forward to it haha.

The Michael J Fox Show Series Premiere

9:30 pm (9 PM TONIGHT)

NBC

Excitement Rating: 8/10

I want this to be good for him!!!

Two and a Half Men Season 10, Episode 5: That’s Not What They Call It In Amstredam

 

HI ROSE, WELCOME BACK.  Fresh off the heels of her accident with Charlie, Rose is back, stalking and getting into bed with Walden! Who didn’t think this episode was going to happen?  I KNEW she was going to do this.

Lindsay tries to set Walden up with some of her friends to no avail.  In steps Rose and suddenly there’s ball gags and leaf blowers du jour!

Funny episode, not too much to report though.

Two and a Half Men Season 10, Episode 4: You Know What The Lollipop Is For

 

Miley Cyrus guest stars as Missi, a southern fast talking “sweetheart” who hits it off with Jake when he is home for the weekend.  She is a friend of Walden visiting, and Walden seems to think she’s into him when he finds out she wants him to date her mom.  He starts feeling a bit old after that.

I guess Miley Cyrus is REALLLLY trying to get away from Hannah Montana….

Two and a Half Men Season 10, Episode 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

 

Lindsay and Allan decide to spice up their relationship and have a threesome….jokes on Allan, though, because Lindsay wants to have a threesome with Walden!  Walden agrees to do it, but ends up missing Zoey too much and cannot go through with it.

Then Allan suggests they try it with a girl, who they pick up at a bar but ends up meeting Walden and then no threesomes are a-go!

Better luck next time, Allan.  I heard Miley Cyrus is going to be on the show soon? I wonder when that is.

Two and a Half Men Season 10, Episode 2: A Big Bag of Dog

 

Walden has mood swings following his break up with Zoey and they only worsen after he is invited to Ava’s birthday party (not to mention the knowledge that Ava knows Zoey is in the shower with another man).

Walden gets even by buying Ava a huge dog, which Ava names Walden, for her birthday.

HEH.

Two and a Half Men Season 10, Episode 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk

 

In the season opener of Two and a Half Men, we see not a long has changed.

• Jake is a military chef
• Walden is about to propose to Zoey
• Alan is lonely and pathetic

I can’t BELIEVE Zoey said no for another guy!!! ACK.  Walden set up such a nice, over the top proposal including MICHAEL FREAKING BOLTON and she STILL SAID NO.  I feel like I would say yes purely because Michael Bolton was present at my proposal haha.

UM can we just say how funny it was when his Alan’s mom was like “Oh, Michael Bolton! I have a vibrator named after you!”

LOL.